absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
how drunk are you?
Several
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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