i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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