so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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