Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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