worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Randomize
