I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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