I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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