...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
