doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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