My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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