so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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