are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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