Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Boobs are out for the taking
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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