why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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