do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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