Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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