someone owes me an orgasm
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Less talking, more tequila
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
