Who wears a wallet chain?!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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