check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wish i was in the wii world.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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