its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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