Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I've blown a few things in my day
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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