she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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