yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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