The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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