gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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