i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
