It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
