i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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