It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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