Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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