who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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