do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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