you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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