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So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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