just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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