I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I wear drunk well.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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