i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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