How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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