My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
