You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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