So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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