Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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