i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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