I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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