Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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