My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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