There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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You. Win. At. Life.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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