We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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