idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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