I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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