Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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